So T and I were kicking back watching TV, TH was out enjoying the stars, and all was good with the world.
Suddenly at 8pm I hear this pounding on the front door then the doorbell rings. Let TH get it, I don't like answering the door at night, and T just continued to lay there so I continued to watch TV. The the ringing got more and more frantic. I was like where is TH - maybe it is the cops- maybe it was someone from the Clockwork Orange (Alex perhaps) I am not about to answer the door. So I start calling for TH. Then the door starts to really bang, and I am like oh ****, so I peek out the window and there TH is standing with a cloud of fury over his head.
I open the door and he starts screaming at me for leaving him out there? Huh? He had to have gotten out there somehow, so if he got out he could obviously get back in right? I started cringing at his screams and T went hiding, so calmly I say what is wrong.
I have been calling you for 30 minutes didn't you hear me. I was screaming at the top of my lungs and you didn't come to help me.
What? I didn't hear anything. What happened?
I fell into the brier patch on my back and I couldn't get up. Look at me I have scratches all over my body.
Oh - sorry, I didn't hear you.
I screamed and screamed and I was laying on my back like a turtle and I couldn't move and you didn't come help me.
Oh - sorry, I didn't hear you.
I screamed and screamed, and I even thought about shooting off the gun, you had to have heard me.
Oh- sorry, I didn't hear you.
Just look at me - I thought I was going to roll down the hill and be lost in the mire forever. Why didn't you help me.
Oh-sorry I didn't hear you.
I could have been bitten by a snake. You had to have heard me.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
When would you have come looking for me. I mean I was gone for like an hour. I was screaming for help until I was hoarse.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I can't believe you didn't hear me. I was out there for hours. When were you going to come looking for me? In the morning?
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I was looking at somethings eyes when I fell. I could have been eaten by a mountain lion or bear. I yelled and yelled for you, why didn't you help me?
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I was like out there for two hours, when where you going to come and look for me.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
So ended a most uneventful day.
Suddenly at 8pm I hear this pounding on the front door then the doorbell rings. Let TH get it, I don't like answering the door at night, and T just continued to lay there so I continued to watch TV. The the ringing got more and more frantic. I was like where is TH - maybe it is the cops- maybe it was someone from the Clockwork Orange (Alex perhaps) I am not about to answer the door. So I start calling for TH. Then the door starts to really bang, and I am like oh ****, so I peek out the window and there TH is standing with a cloud of fury over his head.
I open the door and he starts screaming at me for leaving him out there? Huh? He had to have gotten out there somehow, so if he got out he could obviously get back in right? I started cringing at his screams and T went hiding, so calmly I say what is wrong.
I have been calling you for 30 minutes didn't you hear me. I was screaming at the top of my lungs and you didn't come to help me.
What? I didn't hear anything. What happened?
I fell into the brier patch on my back and I couldn't get up. Look at me I have scratches all over my body.
Oh - sorry, I didn't hear you.
I screamed and screamed and I was laying on my back like a turtle and I couldn't move and you didn't come help me.
Oh - sorry, I didn't hear you.
I screamed and screamed, and I even thought about shooting off the gun, you had to have heard me.
Oh- sorry, I didn't hear you.
Just look at me - I thought I was going to roll down the hill and be lost in the mire forever. Why didn't you help me.
Oh-sorry I didn't hear you.
I could have been bitten by a snake. You had to have heard me.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
When would you have come looking for me. I mean I was gone for like an hour. I was screaming for help until I was hoarse.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I can't believe you didn't hear me. I was out there for hours. When were you going to come looking for me? In the morning?
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I was looking at somethings eyes when I fell. I could have been eaten by a mountain lion or bear. I yelled and yelled for you, why didn't you help me?
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
I was like out there for two hours, when where you going to come and look for me.
Oh - sorry I didn't hear you.
So ended a most uneventful day.
Other than T3 exaggerating on the time (45 minutes is more like the length), it's pretty accurate, BUT she left out:
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a cloud of fury - my white hair was RED due to blood
My face, arms, hands, legs, and feet were covered with scratches & blood (Taya kindly helped me by bonding with the vampires as she licked some off)
Although we call it "Tyr Creek", the actual name is "Rattlesnake Creek" - for those of you who have seen "True Grit", you can perhaps make the connection of huge blackberry bushes, an upside down, TSH, covered in thorns including a crown of thorns, unable to extricate himself.
The embankment was 35-30 feet high covered with blackberry bushes - it might have taken until Spring to discover my bleached & scattered bones when they stood out against the blackened, blackberry bushes.
Using chlorine & other disinfectants, my body stung by the bleeding stopped. I've never washed my hair with peroxide before.
T3 actually did pretty well on her diet. Unfortunately, her hearing (as well as the less that of our less than able watchdog, Taya) leaves something to be desired.
TSH & his crown of thorns signing off!
I'm so sorry, but I could not stop laughing as I played out the conversation in my mind! Poor Teddy, bleeding and scratched, calling for help at Rattlesnake Creek. ;)
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww. (But waaayyyyy funny.)
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